Canine Revelations (cartoon)

I originally posted this story in text form several years ago, but thought it would be more fun as a cartoon. Hope you enjoy it!

EMERSON: “Hi Mama, I— Umm... what are you doing to your head?”

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Who Said That

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Time is Relative (Cartoon)

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Cat Senses

This particular event actually happened several years ago. I didn’t get around to cartooning it before Lord Dormir and Emerson passed away, but I’ve decided that their stories should still be shared even though they’re more distant memories. I hope you enjoy it!

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Butler’s Tricks

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How Not to Try On Shoes

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Reintroductions (cartoon)

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Sleeveless (cartoon)

It has been a very, very, very long time since I finished a cartoon and shared it here for you. Thanks to a recent incident, I was inspired to make this little story for you. Please enjoy:

ME: "It's a bit chilly today, so I think I'll put on a sweater."ME (looking at my left sleeve, which is shorter than the other, with ragged edges at the bottom): "What the..? WORDSWORTH!" Continue reading →

Denial is not just a river in Egypt

Sir Oliver standing on the porch next to the door, staring at the camera through the slats in the railing.

ME: Um, hey, Sir Oliver. What are you doing here? You’re not supposed to be outside without my daughter. 

SIR OLIVER: I’m just as surprised as you are. I was just minding my own business, walking around the kitchen, when suddenly I found myself outside. I certainly didn’t go outside alone on purpose, because I know that is not allowed and I would never, ever break the rules.

ME: Except for all the times you’ve snuck out in the past. And all the times you have jumped on the counter. And all the times you…

SIR OLIVER: You have no proof that I ever did any of that. 

ME: Shall I show you pictures?

SIR OLIVER: Just shut up and open the door, Columbo. 

Do Dogs Have Miranda Rights?

WORDSWORTH: Welcome home, Mama!

ME: Thank you Wordsworth! What have you been up to while I was away?

WORDSWORTH: Oh nothing much. Just hanging out in my kennel. You know how much I love my kennel.

ME: Oh really? You didn’t by any chance take a nap on my bed?

WORDSWORTH: Why on earth would you think that?

ME: I don’t know, just a hunch. Also, my pillow is covered in short, yellow hairs. 

WORDSWORTH: Those could be anyone’s.

ME: Riiiiiiight. Except you’re the only one in the house who has short yellow fur.

WORDSWORTH: Circumstantial evidence. I want a lawyer.

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