Category Archives: Cartoons

Sick Puppy (cartoon)

ME: Hi Wordsworth! Are you feeling okay? You look a little green. WORDSWORTH: Hi Mama. I don't feel well at all. [Gagging noises]

WORDSWORTH: Ah, that's better. ME: Awww, poor guy. Wait. Is that... a sock? WORDSWORTH: [sniffing vomit] Yes, I think it is.

ME: Why do you keep eating those things? You know they make you sick. WORDSWORTH: I don't know, Mama. I guess they're just so delicious I can't help myself.

WORDSWORTH: What's that you're eating, Mama? ME: It's an ice cream cone. WORDSWORTH: Umm... aren't you lactose intolerant?

ME: ... WORDSWORTH: ... [head tilt] ME: ...

ME: That's completely different. WORDSWORTH: Riiiiiiiiiiight.

Should I Eat This? A Flowchart for Dogs

Should I eat this? A Simple Flow Chart for Dogs -- by http://MyDogSaid.wordpress.com

The Marauder’s Map of my Backyard (cartoon)

This is an arial representation of our backyard. It's huge.

To illustrate its size, this is our 140-pound dog, Emerson.

"This is our yard after the first big snowfall of the year."

"This is our yard two MONTHS later." (tiny area of footprints, only around the house)

"As you can see, Emerson is not very adventurous."

"This is how our yard looked two DAYS after Wordsworth came to live with us."

(Entire yard covered in footprints).

"To summarize, in the style of a popular book and film series:"

Wordsworth, wearing a collar and leash in Gryffindor colors: "I solemnly swear that I am up to no good."

Messrs Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot & Prongs present The Marauder's Map of my backyard

Emerson, wearing Hufflepuff colors: "Mischief Managed."

Dogsplaining (cartoon)

Me: Hi Wordsworth!

Wordsworth: Hi Mama! You look different. Kind of smooth, like one of those cartoons the kids watch.

Me: That's because I *AM* a cartoon. So are you!

Wordsworth: Okaaayyyyyy... Why?

Me: Well, no that you're part of our family, you should be a part of my blog.

Wordsworth: Oh! I've never had a blog before. It sounds delicious!

Me: No sweetie, it's not a food. It's like telling a story to people all over the world.

Wordsworth: Even better! I'll get the leash!

Wordsworth: We're going to have to do a lot of walking if we're going to tell stories to the whole world!

Mama Tries Something New

Emerson: What are you doing, Mama?

Me: Drawing cartoons.

Emerson: You really like drawing don’t you?

Me: Yes, I do. I especially like drawing animals. It makes me happy.

Emerson: Maybe you should draw pictures for other people too, so you can be happy drawing and they can be happy looking at cartoons of their own pets.

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Sir Oliver’s Surprise (cartoon)

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Droolsicles (Cartoon)

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Pride and Predjudice and Cats (cartoon)

A brief dramatization of Freya & Sir Oliver's first meeting (in the style of a British period film)

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A New Roommate (cartoon)

Me: This is my friend's cat. She's going to be living with us for a while.
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A Tale of Three Fetchers (cartoon)

Me: My friends' dogs Milo and Ruby are staying with us for the weekend

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