Scouty and Sammy: Play fetch?
Me: Okay. *throws ball*
Scouty: I’ll get it, Kari!
Sammy: No I will get it!
Scouty: Okay I give up.
Sammy: HAHA OLD MAN YOU ARE TOO SLOW! *gets ball*
Me: Good job, now bring it here so I throw it again!
Sammy: *drops ball*
Me: Um, Sammy, that’s 3 feet away. You’re supposed to bring it TO me.
Sammy: Beggars can’t be choosers, Kari. If you wanted the ball over there you should have gotten it yourself.
Scouty: I would have brought it all the way there.
GUEST AUTHOR: Karifur’s Son
Son: Selby, Emerson, time to come inside!
Emerson: I AM SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU! I will be happy to come inside.
Son: That’s weird, the gate is closed but Selby’s not in the yard. We will have to find her. Let’s go for a walk.
Emerson: I think maybe she went down this alley. Something smells Selbyish over here. FOLLOW ME!
Son: I don’t see her anywhere…
Selby: *POOF* Surprise! Here I am! Race you home LOL!
Emerson: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!
Son: Whoa, guys wait for me!