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Wordsworth’s biggest fears

Wordsworth: Mama, can I sit with you on the bed?

Me: Sure. Sit right here so I can scratch your neck for you. Say, your collar has gotten a bit tight; let me fix that for you.

Wordsworth: MAMA WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU CAN’T TAKE MY COLLAR OFF, IT’S PART OF ME!!! GIVE IT BACK. GIVE IT BACK RIGHT NOW.

Me: Whoa, calm down. I just need to loosen it for you a little bit. See? I’m all done, and I will put it back on now.

Wordsworth: Oh man, that was a close one. For a second there, I thought you were kicking me out of the family.

Me: Don’t be silly. I might take your collar off before giving you a bath, but I would not kick you out of the family. We all love you too much.

Wordsworth: Did you say BATH? That might be even worse than being homeless again. Man, I really dodged a bullet there.

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Look What I Found, Mama! A Play in One Act

LOOK WHAT I FOUND, MAMA!

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A Play in One Act

by

Kari

 

 

 

Cast of Characters

 

EMERSON: A Bernese Mountain Dog

WORDSWORTH: A yellow Labrador Retriever mix

KARI: A human female, mid-to-late 30s

Scene

Kari’s kitchen and back yard

Time

A weekday morning, early autumn, around 7am

SETTING:           We are in the kitchen of Kari’s home. At Stage Left is a large bin of dog food with two large metal dog dishes on the floor next to it. The stage is divided down the middle by a wall. In the wall near the front of the stage there is a door which leads out to the back yard, partially visible on Stage Right, beyond the wall.

AT RISE:           Kari enters the room, and approaches the door. She opens the door to the back yard.

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Should I Eat This? A Flowchart for Dogs

Should I eat this? A Simple Flow Chart for Dogs -- by http://MyDogSaid.wordpress.com

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