Scouty and Sammy: Play fetch?
Me: Okay. *throws ball*
Scouty: I’ll get it, Kari!
Sammy: No I will get it!
Scouty: Okay I give up.
Sammy: HAHA OLD MAN YOU ARE TOO SLOW! *gets ball*
Me: Good job, now bring it here so I throw it again!
Sammy: *drops ball*
Me: Um, Sammy, that’s 3 feet away. You’re supposed to bring it TO me.
Sammy: Beggars can’t be choosers, Kari. If you wanted the ball over there you should have gotten it yourself.
Scouty: I would have brought it all the way there.