Me: *goes into bathroom and closes door*
Sir Oliver: This door is closed. That is unacceptable.
Me: I am using the bathroom. I closed the door for privacy.
Sir Oliver: That is no excuse. Open this door immediately or I will tear it down with my my mighty claws.
Me: No, I-
Sir Oliver: Alright, you asked for it.
Me: How’s that working out for you?
Sir Oliver: I have just remembered something important I need to do in a different room. I am not admitting defeat.