Me: Emerson! Selby! Come inside!
Emerson: Okay Mama! *galumph galumph*
Selby: I cannot hear you. I am busy sniffing the snow and pretending not to hear you.
Me: Fine, then you can stay outside until I come back.
*two minutes later*
Selby: *scratches on door*”Okay I am ready to come in now.
*scratch scratch* MAMA?
*scratch scratch scratch* MAAAAAAMMMMAAAAAAAAA?
Me: Aw man, I just got comfortable. *opens door*
Selby: I’m sorry, I can’t come in because now I am busy staring out at the driveway where nothing whatsoever is happening.