Emerson: I really want to snuggle with you Mama.
Me: You know I always appreciate a cuddle from you Emerson. Come on up on the bed.
Emerson: I dont know Mama. I want to cuddle but I don’t really like to be on the furniture because I get too warm.
Me: Well it’s up to you. There’s plenty of room for you up here right now.
Emerson: OH I HAVE A GREAT IDEA! I will be ON the bed and NOT on the bed AT THE SAME TIME.
Me: I don’t think that’s even possible.
Me: I stand corrected.