Feline renovations

Me: Lord Dormir, must you insist on peeing outside the litterbox?
Lord Dormir: Well, sometimes the boxes are not clean. Would you want to use a toilet that hadn’t been flushed?
Me: Good point. But even when the boxes are clean, you still go outside the box.
Lord Dormir: Sometimes the box is not in the right place.
Me: How am I supposed to know where you expect the box to be?
Lord Dormir: I tell you where it should go, by peeing in that spot until you put a box there. Seriously Kari, try to keep up. I thought you were supposed to be smart. Didn’t you go to college?
Me: I graduated Magna cum Laude, thank you very much.
Lord Dormir: Clearly not in Interior Decorating, or we wouldn’t be having this conversation.

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