[Editor’s note: This is a series of conversations I wrote on my other blog last summer, when I brought Selby to work at the groomer’s with me.]
Diane: Hi Kari! Hi Selby! Nice to see you!
Me: Hi Diane! Hi Scouty! Hi Bandit!
Scouty: Hi Selby! Let’s play! I like to play!
Selby: Okay let’s play!
Bandit: Grrrr. You guys are too noisy. STOP HAVING FUN THIS INSTANT!
Scouty: Party pooper.