Me: *still wearing my coat after coming home from work* Hello, Sir Oliver! Good to see you.
Sir Oliver: Yes yes, hello etc. You humans always have to waste time with pleasantries don’t you?
Me: Er, yes, I suppose we do. But the dogs don’t seem to mind.
Sir Oliver: As if that’s a rousing endorsement. They also don’t mind rolling in things that smell like death.
Me: No I guess not. Did you need something?
Sir Oliver: Yes. Your coat. I need to be under it now.
Sir Oliver: *crawls under coat* Hmm. It’s just not as cozy when I have your permission. *crawls out from under coat immediately*
** Original post from January 4, 2012