Permission: The cat’s poison

Me: *still wearing my coat after coming home from work* Hello, Sir Oliver! Good to see you.

Sir Oliver: Yes yes, hello etc. You humans always have to waste time with pleasantries don’t you?

Me: Er, yes, I suppose we do. But the dogs don’t seem to mind.

Sir Oliver: As if that’s a rousing endorsement. They also don’t mind rolling in things that smell like death.

Me: No I guess not. Did you need something?

Sir Oliver: Yes. Your coat. I need to be under it now.

Me: Okay.

Sir Oliver: *crawls under coat* Hmm. It’s just not as cozy when I have your permission. *crawls out from under coat immediately*

** Original post from January 4, 2012

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