Me: *watching The Muppet Show with the kids.*
Sir Oliver: =o.o=
Me: Can I help you with something?
Sir Oliver: Your sweater.
Me: What about it?
Sir Oliver: It looks very warm.
Me: It is.
Sir Oliver: I need to be under it now.
Me: Well, I’m kind of wearing it already.
Sir Oliver: I care little for the troubles of humans. Make room. *crawls into sweater*
Me: That’s not terribly comfortable.
Sir Oliver: Do not bother me with trifles. I am perfectly comfortable; your problems are none of my concern.
** Original post from December 27, 2011