Emerson: What are you doing to your head Mama?
Me: I’m styling my hair.
Selby: That’s weird. You almost never do that. And… is that a dress you’re wearing?
Me: Sort of; it’s more like a really long shirt. My work is having a Christmas party tonight so I want to look extra nice.
Emerson: You’re not going to…um… put on makeup are you?
Me: No, I don’t even own any makeup. Except lipstick I guess. Why?
Selby: So sayeth Canine revelations: “Verily I say unto you, when Mama does fancy things to her hair, and wears a dress, and paints makeup on her face, so shall be foretold the coming apocalypse.”
Emerson: So as long as you don’t put on makeup we should all be safe.
**Original post from December 13,2011