Lord Dormir: What are you doing Kari?
Me: I’m playing Words with Friends on my phone.
Lord Dormir: That is unacceptable. You should be petting me. Give me your undivided attention or I will butt my head against your chin repeatedly until you relent.
Me: How about I pet you with one hand and play my game with the other?
Lord Dormir: I am a cat. I do not negotiate with humans. *buttbuttbuttbutt*
Me: *Sigh* You win.
Lord Dormir: Of course I do.
**Original post from November 21, 2011