Redefining emergencies

Sir Oliver: Your arm. It looks cozy. I need to sleep on it now.

Me: Um. I need to pee.

Sir Oliver: A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part. You’ll just have to hold it until I’m ready to move. *snore*

**Original post from November 19, 2011

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