Things Mama says, as translated by Emerson (continued):
“Go to Bed“: Lie down in your kennel and sigh dramatically.
“Go to your place“: Quit begging at the table and go lie down in your spot. Don’t forget to sigh dramatically.
“Stephen“: Time for dinner!
“I’m going to work“: I’m going to the place where your buddy Scouty is. Come with me!
“See you later!“: I’m going away and I might never come back. Be sure to stare pathetically at me as I leave so I know you love me. You should probably try to follow me too. See if you can wedge your nose into the doorway so I can’t close the door, too.
[TO BE CONTINUED…]
**Original post from Number 15, 2011