Things Mama says, translated by Emerson:
“Sit“: Put your butt on the ground until I give you a treat or scratch your neck.
“Lie down“: Put your elbows and your butt on the ground. Then roll onto your back so I can scratch your belly.
“Stay“: Follow me.
“Go Outside“: Go outside. (One of the few things Mama says that makes perfect sense all by itself)
[TO BE CONTINUED…]
**Original post from November 15, 2011