Me: Hello Sir Oliver, what are you doing?
Sir Oliver: What does it look like I am doing? I am sitting on the back of the couch, glaring through the window at those birds in the backyard.
Me: I see. Well, I’m just going to sit here on the couch and watch TV.
Sir Oliver: Whatever. *chuffs at birds* Hmm. These birds do not seem to understand how angry they have made me. Perhaps I should flick my tail at them as well as chuffing.
Me: I guess you could give that a try.
Sir Oliver: *flick* *flick* *FLICK*
Me: PHTBKTHLM, you totally hit me in the face with your tail.
Sir Oliver: Well it’s not my fault. You should have sat on the other couch.