Me: I should get up now so we can go get some dinner.
Lord Dormir: Even though I have been quietly napping on the arm of the couch, I suddenly feel the immediate need to sit in your lap.
Sir Oliver: Your lap. I need to sit in it. NOW. Make room.
Me: Where did you come from? I haven’t even seen you since breakfast.
Sir Oliver: I was summoned from a far corner of the house because my cat senses told me you were planning to stand up. I can’t allow that.
Me: Why not?
Sir Oliver: It would damage the Chi flow of the entire house.
** Original post from November 13, 2011