Me: Time to do some laundry. Oh, hello Sir Oliver.
Sir Oliver: EXCUSE ME, but I am trying to use the litter box in here.
Me: Well, I’m doing laundry. That is the purpose of the room you know.
Sir Oliver: That’s irrelevant. I don’t barge into the bathroom while you’re peeing and start talking to you, do I?
Me: Yes you do. Quite often actually. In fact, you just did that to me yesterday.
Sir Oliver: Well, that’s not the point.
Me: And what is the point exactly?
Sir Oliver: If you don’t know the answer to that question, then I’m not going to tell you. Now kindly get out of my way because I am late for an appointment with the window sill.