Ada’s Mother’s Day gift

Ada: Mom! Let me back inside please!

Ada’s Mom: Okay. *opens door*

Ada: I have a gift for you! Look, it’s perfect!

Ada’s Mom: EEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! It’s a dead squirrel!!

Ada: I know, isn’t it fabulous? It’s even better than a live one because it’s SMELLY! I couldn’t believe my luck when I found it! Here you go Mom!

Ada’s Mom: Gross! I don’t want that!

Ada: But you always say it’s the thought that counts on Mother’s Day…

Ada’s Mom: Well it’s not Mother’s Day yet. That’s on Sunday.

Ada: Oh now I see. Maybe I can find a dead bird to go with it on Sunday then.

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