Ada: Mom! Let me back inside please!
Ada’s Mom: Okay. *opens door*
Ada: I have a gift for you! Look, it’s perfect!
Ada’s Mom: EEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! It’s a dead squirrel!!
Ada: I know, isn’t it fabulous? It’s even better than a live one because it’s SMELLY! I couldn’t believe my luck when I found it! Here you go Mom!
Ada’s Mom: Gross! I don’t want that!
Ada: But you always say it’s the thought that counts on Mother’s Day…
Ada’s Mom: Well it’s not Mother’s Day yet. That’s on Sunday.
Ada: Oh now I see. Maybe I can find a dead bird to go with it on Sunday then.