Emerson: What’s that in your hand Mama?
Me: It’s a hot dog.
Selby: What are you going to do with it?
Me: I was planning on eating it.
Selby: Oh. Well, we’re right here if you change your mind.
Emerson: Yes, we are right beside you. You know, just in case you don’t think you can finish the whole thing.
Me: Pretty sure I can manage.
Selby: Okay. But just so you know.
Emerson: Also, I’m more than qualified when it comes to eating. See how well I open and close my mouth?
Emerson: *om nom nom*
Me: What are you doing now?
Emerson: Just practicing my chewing. *om nom nom nom*