Sort of

Me: Hello Emerson! Would you like to sit up on the bed with me?

Emerson: Sort of.

Me: I don’t think you can “sort of” sit on the bed. Either you’re on the bed or you’re not.

Emerson: Of course I can sort of be on the bed. Watch. *steps onto bed with front feet and lies down, but leaves back feet on the floor.* See?

Me: Well I guess I was wrong. But that can’t really be that comfortable.

Emerson: Wrong again! It’s very cozy! Though it would be even cozier if someone would scratch my neck.
Hint hint.

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One response

  1. My dog does this too! I should try it. Might stretch out the back.

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