Alarm: Buzz buzz buzz
Me: *snooze button*
Selby: Excuse me Mama, but your alarm went off. That means you need to get up now.
Me: Go away.
Selby: Okay you asked for it. *touches cold nose to bare skin*
Me: eeeek! Okay I’m up!
Selby: Works every time.
**Original post from October 18, 2011