Me: Fetch, Milo!
Milo: Yippee! I will get that ball! *stares at ball on ground* Um…
Me: Bring it here Milo!
Milo: *paws at ball, pushes around with his nose* I can’t pick it up yet.
Me: Why not?
Milo: *pushes ball with foot* It’s not right-side up.
Me: What? It’s a ball!
Milo: Yeah but I can’t pick it up with the stripes pointing this direction. I have to fix it first.
**Original story from October 10, 2011