Me: Okay Lord Dormir, into the kennel you go.
Lord Dormir: Going in the kennel means you’re taking me someplace in the car. I am not a fan of the car as you know.
Me: Yes I know but it has to be done.
Lord Dormir: Is it time to get my fur cut again already?
Me: No, you need to go to the vet.
Lord Dormir: Oh. I guess I would rather go get my fur cut instead.
Me: That’s not really an option.
Lord Dormir: You can’t blame a cat for trying.