Me: Hey guys, this is my friend’s dog Milo. He’s going to be staying with us for a few days.
Selby: Pleased to meet you Milo. *polite tail wag*
Emerson: OMG that’s awesome! Hi Milo!!! I’m Emerson! *sniffs Milo’s butt for uncomfortably long time*
Milo: Wow. Dude, it’s just my butt; it’s not a New York Times bestseller. Let’s move on to playing now.
**Original post from October 7, 2011