Lord Dormir: Hello Kari’s Mom. You are not currently petting a cat. I am here to remedy this atrocity.
Mom: Thank you, but I’d really prefer not to pet a cat at all.
Lord Dormir: Don’t be ridiculous. Everyone wants to pet a cat.
Mom: Not me. I’m not really a cat person.
Lord Dormir: Impossible. You just haven’t met the right cat yet. I’m sure I could change your mind.
Mom: No thank you. I just don’t especially like cats. I never have.
Lord Dormir: That’s unbelievably racist.
Mom: I never thought of it that way. Sorry.
Lord Dormir: I forgive you. I will permit you to make it up for it by petting me. You can start under the chin.