Selby: What are you doing Mama?
Me: I’m cleaning the kitchen floor, because it’s really dirty.
Selby: *high five*
Me: Thanks Selby!
Emerson: Why are you doing that Mama?! You’re cleaning up all the delicious food spills! I was saving those for a rainy day!
Me: Sorry, but it was really gross in here.
Emerson: No, it WAS wonderful. NOW it’s gross. The floor just tastes like lemons. Blecch.