Popcorn

Emerson: OMG what is that delightful smell?

Ian: It’s buttered popcorn.

Emerson: It looks delicious.

Ian: It is.

Emerson: It is polite to share, you know.

Ian: You can’t have any because it’s gone. But you can lick my fingers.

Emerson: Okay! *LICKLICKLICKLICKLICKLICKLICKLICKLICKLICKLICKLICKLICKLICK*

*breathe* *LICKLICKLICKLICKLICKLICK*

Ian: Jeez, aren’t you done yet?

Emerson: No, there are still a few molecules in the grooves of your fingerprints *LICKLICKLICKLICKLICKLICKLICK* okay I’m done.

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