Trade secret

Lord Dormir: My sensors indicate that someone in this room is awake and is not currently petting a cat. I am here to remedy this grievous oversight.

Me: Thanks Lord Dormir. But how did you know? I didn’t even get out of bed or turn on the TV or anything!

Lord Dormir: Trade secret. If I told you, I could lose my license.

**Original post from September 4, 2011

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