Emerson: ZzzzzzzBARK. What made that noise? Surely it was a monster. Don’t worry Mama I will protect you from the terrifying monsters! WOOFWOOFWOOF!
Me: Emerson, you made that noise. You barked in your sleep.
Emerson: That’s ridiculous. I know the sound of my own voice.
Me: It was definitely you.
Emerson: You’re going to put this on Facebook aren’t you?
**Original post from September 11, 2011
NOTE: He totally did this again yesterday while the kids and I were watching TV. He continued to bark at nothing for several minutes after waking up. You know, just to make sure.