Emerson: ZzzzzzzBARK. What made that noise? Surely it was a monster. Don’t worry Mama I will protect you from the terrifying monsters! WOOFWOOFWOOF!

Me: Emerson, you made that noise. You barked in your sleep.

Emerson: That’s ridiculous. I know the sound of my own voice.

Me: It was definitely you.

Emerson: Oh.

Me: Yep.

Emerson: You’re going to put this on Facebook aren’t you?

Me: Absolutely.

Emerson: *sigh*

**Original post from September 11, 2011

NOTE: He totally did this again yesterday while the kids and I were watching TV. He continued to bark at nothing for several minutes after waking up. You know, just to make sure.

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