Me: Hello Sir Oliver. What are you up to?
Sir Oliver: Just hanging around the kitchen, waiting for Adele to feed me dinn-OMG I have to go scratch that chair RIGHT THIS SECOND!!
*runs across the kitchen & through the dining room, leaps spectacularly from the floor to the top of the chairback*
*jumps down to floor and saunters back to the kitchen*
Me: What was THAT all about?
Sir Oliver: It’s a cat thing. You wouldn’t understand.
**Original post from August 11, 2011