Friend’s Baby: Hey Kari, if you’re going to hold me, the least you can do is give me that bottle over there.
Me: Okay; I’m a little out of practice but I’ll give it a try.
Baby: Thanks. That was delicious, but now I have a bellyache.
Me: Wow, that was impressive.
Baby: Thanks. I’m still learning, but I practice several times a day to really develop my skills.
**Original post from August 5, 2011