Lord Dormir: What’s in these boxes?
Me: Some role playing games and books. They’re my brother’s but he said the kids could have them.
Lord Dormir: You’re giving your kids a bunch of role-playing games?
Lord Dormir: Between that, the video games, and the fact that Son says he’s never going to move out, they won’t date until they’re 30.
Me: I know. I love it when a plan comes together. Mwahahaahaa.
** Original post from August 2, 2011