Me: I’m home!
Lord Dormir: HiiiiIIIIIIEEEEAAAUUUGH; WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THAT?
Me: This is my friend Lisa’s dog; his name is Kirby.
Kirby: Hi Lord Dormir! You smell interesting.
Lord Dormir: Riiiiiiight. For meowing out loud, give a cat a little warning next time you bring a friend home. Also you totally messed up the chi flow with that dog kennel.
**Original post from July 30, 2011