Selby: Look at this amazing stick I found. It’s HUGE!
Me: Yes it is. It’s perfect for playing fetch. *toss*
Selby: What the… Why did you throw that away? *fetches* I think I’m going to chew on it.
Me: Good girl! Fetch *toss*
Selby: Oh for barking out loud. I’ve already showed it to you twice. I’m just going to chew on it over there instead.
**Original post from July 22, 2011