Happy to see you

Me: I’m home!

Emerson: I’m so happy to see you I could pee my pants.

Me: You don’t wear pants.

Emerson: Oh yeah. Hey, you wear pants.

Me: Yes I do.

Emerson: Hey, weird. Your pants smell like pee.

Me: That’s because you just peed on my pant leg while you were saying hello.

Emerson: Oh. Awkward… Maybe if you rub my belly it will go away.

Me: I doubt it.

Emerson: Well it was worth a shot.

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