Lord Dormir: And what sort of a time do you call this, young lady?
Me: Um… looks like 3 am.
Lord Dormir: And where exactly have you been?
Me: I went to see the midnight opening of the last Harry Potter movie.
Lord Dormir: Well I have been worried sick about you. I will sit on your chest now. I suggest you pet me until you have learned your lesson. And you can tell your friend Harry he is in big trouble also.
**Original post from July 15, 2011