Ian: Emerson did you know you weigh more than most supermodels?
Emerson: Yes, and I’m prettier too.
Ian: Maybe when you’re not wearing the cone.
Emerson: Dude, that was uncalled for.
Ian: I’m sorry. Let me make it up to you by scratching your neck.
Emerson: Ahhhhhhhh…..I love you Papa.
**Original post from July 16, 2011