Sir Oliver: I am thirsty. *laplaplap*
Me: Hey! I was drinking from that glass!
Sir Oliver: I told you I am THIRSTY. *laplaplap*
Me: What’s wrong with the water in that dish?
Sir Oliver: There is dog slobber in it.
Me: Okay, I refilled all the water dishes with fresh water. Please stop drinking from my water glass.
Sir Oliver: You do not have a water glass. Everything in this house is mine. *laplaplap*
**Originally posted on Facebook July 9, 2011