My friend Jillayne: Hi Cat.
Lord Dormir: You don’t smell like a cat.
Jillayne: I know. That’s because I’m a person and I don’t have cats at home.
Lord Dormir: That’s okay. I will share my cat smell with you.
Jillayne: No, thank you. Actually I’m really allergic to cats.
Lord Dormir: That’s too bad. I will fix that by rubbing my face on your face.
**Originally posted on Facebook July 9, 2011