The Great Selbydini
GUEST AUTHOR: Karifur’s Son
Son: Selby, Emerson, time to come inside!
Emerson: I AM SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU! I will be happy to come inside.
Son: That’s weird, the gate is closed but Selby’s not In the yard. We will have to find her. Let’s go for a walk.
Emerson: I think maybe she went down this alley. Something smells Selbyish over here. FOLLOW ME!
Son: I don’t see her anywhere…
Selby: *POOF* Surprise! Here I am! Race you home LOL!
Emerson: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!
Son: Whoa, guys wait for me!
Selby: For my next trick, I will make your sandwich disappear!
Sir Oliver versus bathroom door (with photos)
Me: *goes into bathroom and closes door*
Sir Oliver: This door is closed. That is unacceptable.
Emerson takes care of me (with photo)
Emerson: What’s the matter Mama? You don’t seem like yourself.
Me: I don’t feel well today. I came home early from work because I’m sick.
In her own sweet time
Me: Emerson! Selby! Come inside!
Emerson: Okay Mama! *galumph galumph*
Selby: I cannot hear you. I am busy sniffing the snow and pretending not to hear you.
Emerson discovers a compromise (with photo)
Emerson: I really want to snuggle with you Mama.
Me: You know I always appreciate a cuddle from you Emerson. Come on up on the bed.
Emerson: I dont know Mama. I want to cuddle but I don’t really like to be on the furniture because I get too warm.
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As long as you’re up…
Emerson: UrpurURPURPURPGULPBLEAAAUUUGH
Me: *waking up* UGH. What time is it?
Clock: It is 3:45 AM.
Lord Dormir is generous
Me: I’d like to go to sleep now.
Lord Dormir: Good idea. I think I will do that too.
Me: You’re on my pillow.
