Lord Dormir is generous
Me: I’d like to go to sleep now.
Lord Dormir: Good idea. I think I will do that too.
Me: You’re on my pillow.
Lord Dormir, certified sleep therapist
Lord Dormir: What are you doing?
Me: Um, sitting in bed, playing games on my phone. Also, Facebook and Twitter.
Lord Dormir: Studies have shown that using electronic devices prior to bedtime makes it more difficult to fall asleep and can lead to insomnia. Just saying.
Me: What studies? Name one.
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HO HO- no. (with photo)
Me: Guess what, Lord Dormir?
Lord Dormir: You invented an automatic cat-petting machine?
Me: Uhh… no. But I did buy you a new jacket to replace the old fleece one which is all worn out.
Lord Dormir, party crasher
Lord Dormir: What are all those boys doing in the living room?
Me: Son and his friends are having a video game sleepover party.
Lord Dormir: Hello everyone.
Son’s friend: Oooh hi kitty! *pets cat* OH NO! You distracted me and made me lose!
Lord Dormir: My work here is done. *leaves*
The League of Extraordinary Cuteness (cartoon)
Secret Identity: Lord Dormir
Secret Identity: Emerson
Secret Identity: Selby
Secret Identity: Sir Oliver
Artist’s Block
Selby: What’s wrong Mama?
Me: I can’t seem to shake this artist’s block. I want to draw more cartoons, but I can’t seem to finish anything.
Emerson: Ugh, I know just what you mean. Sometimes I really want to scratch an itch but I just can’t reach it.
Me: Um, yeah – sort of like that. My friend Cherish put this drawing on Facebook today to encourage me:
The de-evolution of motivation
Me: Okay self, we have lots to do tonight. Laundry to wash, sort, and put away. Gifts to wrap. Kids to keep on task.
Myself: But I don’t want to do those things. I want to go to bed.
Bed: Yes, come to me. I am warm and cozy.
