Me: Here Lord Dormir. Cuddle time!
Emerson: Oh boy did someone say cuddle time? Here I come! *jumps on bed*
Me: Um…actually I was talking to Lord Dormir
Emerson: Close enough.
Lord Dormir: I beg your pardon sir. You are in my spot.
Emerson: Like I care.
Lord Dormir: Well I never! I’d rather sit over here anyway. I could totally make you move if I wanted to.
Emerson: Oh yeah? You and what claws?
Lord Dormir: That was a low blow.
**Original post from October 13, 2011